eqocentric:

those people who say they’re ugly but actually they’re super attractive

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drfrederickchilton:

If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

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esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

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